BOOMSHAKALAKA!!

This little gem was inspired by our 2nd favorite* competitor from the much overlooked Food Network reality show Rachael vs. Guy: Celebrity Cook-Off.  Coolio's unconventional cooking methods may have rendered professional chefs speechless, but it was his equally as unconventional catch-phrases & headwear that won over American hearts. 

If you didn't catch the first season (it's to be assumed that at least 5 more will follow), here's what you missed:

• "OMG.  Did he just use corn starch?"  RE: Coolio's unconventional methods. 
• Taylor Dayne's existence.  Apparently she has had eighteen individual hit songs reach the top ten in Billboard magazine.  Where was I?  Oh yeah... a fetus.
• Joey Fatone - still relevant.
• What we can only assume are custom made, pre-holed hats (to maintain the integrity of Coolio's signature 'do).
• Guy Fieri's unrequited love of bowling shirts and gratuitous hand gestures everything.   
• Summer Sanders' arms.  Wasn't she the villain from Over the Top? 

*We're team Lou Diamond Phillips, aka LDP, aka La Bamba, aka one of the Young Guns (who's not a Sheen).  You could even say that we are LDP's #1 fans.  You could say that, but you'd be WRONG!  LDP's #1 fan remains LDP himself.

Spoiler Alert:  LDP crushed the competition.  Not even Aaron Carter could compete with LDP's culinary (pronounced Q-linary) arsenal.   

Turbo Ribs!